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Hypnerotomachiapet

Is this a rook which I see before me, the mouth toward my index finger?

Created on 2004-11-05 13:01:21 (#5044259), last updated 2009-06-27

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Name:Gary W. Olson
Website:Novitious
Bio
I suppose I ought to write something here. I wouldn't want you to think that I was an enormous, sentient computer from the Andromeda galaxy merely masquerading as a human to lull your suspicions until the time when my armada of conquering robot arachno-weasels reach Earth. No, that wouldn't do at all.

So. The basics. I'm a late-thirties, tall-looming, left-leaning, book-reading, cat-serving, Michigan-living, cheese-eating programmer type guy who, surprisingly, does not have a beard. I am also a fiction writer, and have a finished manuscript making the grand tour of the slush piles of publishers of dark urban fantasy. I have three published short stories, with (hopefully) more on the way. Additionally, I've written much for, and still write a little bit for, Superguy and Sfstory. When I'm not doing that, I create stuff for NeuroGog Designs, my shop on CafePress. I am also on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter.

Before starting this LiveJournal in November 2004, I had an online journal ("Big Tall Man"; April 1999 - April 2000) and a weblog ("A Taste of Strange"; October 2000 - October 2002). I also had an essay blog called Novitious (June 2006 - January 2009), the entries for which have been incorporated into this LiveJournal. Someday, perhaps, I'll backload select old entries from BTM and aToS into Novitious. Someday, perhaps, I'll also learn the saxophone, transfer my brain into a stoat, and possibly even finish that Spanish-Klingon translation dictionary I've been meaning to start.

It burns! It burns!
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Interests (150):

agnosticism, airships of the 1890s, alchemy, angel, anthropomorphics, avram davidson, bad religion, barack obama, barry adamson, bonobos, brainwaves, buffy the vampire slayer, cats, chaos, cinematic titanic, coffee, concrete blonde, conspiracy theories, cryptozoology, dada detective, daniel pinchbeck, david hatcher childress, demon monkeys, deranged comics, destroy all humans, dexter, discordia, douglas adams, dr. who, environmentalism, evanescence, evolution, fabulous beasts, folklore, forgotten english, franz ferdinand, fringe, fringe science, futurism, george macdonald fraser, gnarls barkley, goinking, gorillaz, green day, green party, greg fishbone, h.p. lovecraft, hal duncan, harvey birdman, heroes, history, hollow earth, horror, howler monkeys, hunter s. thompson, indian food, invader zim, jason of star command, jazz, jeff lindsay, jim butcher, jules verne, juno reactor, kate bush, katharine whalen, left-wing libertarianism, li'l mell, lost, lucid dreaming, m. john harrison, massive attack, matt ruff, mermaids, messing with your mind, metaphysics, metaprogramming, michael connelly, michael moore, middle eastern food, mimic octopuses, monty python, mystery science theater 3000, mythology, nanotechnology, narbonic, neil gaiman, neuro-linguistic programming, neuroscience, nightmares, nightwish, nine inch nails, noam chomsky, philip k. dick, philosophy major, pigs in rubber pants, pirates, progressive politics, pushing daisies, rage against the machine, ray kurzweil, reading, richard shaver, robert anton wilson, robin trower, robot chicken, rudy rucker, sara bareilles, science fiction, sfstory, simon r. green, sirens, skin horse, social activism, south park, speculation, steampunk, stephen king, stilyagi, strangeness, subgenius, subterranean worlds, superguy, surrealism, terence mckenna, terry pratchett, thai food, the colbert report, the daily show, the illuminati, the office, the singularity, thievery corporation, thinking, tom waits, torchwood, tori amos, transhumanism, true blood, twin peaks, urban legends, v, vernor vinge, websnark, weirdness, werewolves, within temptation, wolfmother, wolves, writing, zombie chickens

Schools:

Davison High School - Davison, MI (1984 - 1987)
Central Michigan University - Mount Pleasant, MI (1988 - 1991)
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